how to piss off a northerner in 1 simple step
CAN I SAY THIS IS SO TRUE.
Like just reading this actually made me angry.
God, this. I grew up in Wisconsin. I remember one year we had this new kid who’d moved from Georgia, he’d never been in a northern winter. In early November we got like an inch of snow. We got to school and he was like I CAN’T BELIEVE SCHOOL’S OPEN WHY ISN’T IT CLOSED ZOMG.
We all just looked at him like he was nuts. An inch of snow? People are still riding their bikes. Wearing shorts. WITH SANDALS. We couldn’t WAIT until January hit with its ten below temperatures and four feet of snow to see what he thought of THAT.
Same with the opposite. I moved to Los Angeles from Nashville, TN. Everyone around me is complaining on how cold it is and why I don’t have a coat and it’s only 50..